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Xmas 2012


Macy’s Christmas Parade at Universal Studios

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Occupy North Pole

  

   

Occupy Wall Street, Occupy Oakland, Occupy Spokane. The self-proclaimed 99 percent (working class American citizens) are protesting the 1 percent (the “big bad” corporate “monsters”) who currently have the most money in America.
However, what most Americans aren’t realizing is that this problem isn’t just in our nation alone. It’s not in Greece or Egypt either. The problem is at the North Pole.
Santa Claus is one of the most prolific toy makers to plague the world. His reign over polar toy factories and vertically challenged slaves is coming to an end. It’s up to the entire world to unite this holiday season and combat against Santa to earn what we deserve. Christmas presents.
Old Saint Nick has no reason to hold out on sharing his gifts with the world. The people of the world (or maybe just greedy, first-world countries) are waiting, in awe, for a little something extra this Holiday season. With more than one world economy in the dumps currently, Santa Claus is being the world’s biggest scrooge.
Many 99 percent families are worried about how they will afford all the gifts their children want. They need a hero like Kris Kringle to come and bail them out when they most need it. It’s hard to find a job while protesting and camping out in public parks. It’s time for the 99 percent to shift focus from Wall Street to the North Pole.
In a bloody revolution, the 99% will take over the North Pole. Santa will not continue his era of tyranny, slavery and cutthroat competition. If Santa does not turn over his toys, the nations of the world will begin to occupy the North Pole. Santa, we’re giving you until December 25.

By JAKE TOEWS


Christmas:


Message From Santa

keltrustsnoone:

Coolest thing ever for the kids!!!!

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You must try this! Santa Claus and his amazing PNP (Portable North Pole) console will be online during the entire holiday season. With just a few clicks, this technological marvel will let your loved ones receive a personalized message from Santa Claus himself, sent directly from his village in the North Pole. It is not only very cute, but FREE. Give it a try, I tested this last year and must say it was a fun little video message that Oliver received from Santa.

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Help Santa out and be sure that he gets cookies at every stop. Share this jar with your friends and neighbors. Make It Do will show you how to craft the cheery covered jar and Bakerellahas the recipe with the ingredients to fill the jar.

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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer will light the way for Santa. Popsicle sticks and googly eyes are a…

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Christmas Quote

Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance – each               beautiful, unique and too soon gone.

~Deborah Whipp


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